Translated By: Ahmed Badawi.
Nicole:So, remember, you've got to vacuum the living room,
sort out the fridge, and don't forget to take out the trash.
Richard:Yes, commander.
Nicole:Very good. See you later.
Richard:Can't be bothered.
Richard:Mooooooove. Mooooooooove.
Gumball:Psst. Dad, you wanna play?
Richard:Ugh! Unh!
Richard:I can't play right now.
Richard:Can't you see I'm taking out the trash?
Darwin:But you promised to play with us.
Richard:How about you little bank robbers take your loot to the safe house?
Richard:Huh?
Gumball:We are just taking out the trash, aren't we?
Darwin:Yeah.
Gumball:Dad!
Richard:Oh, wh--
Gumball:You tricked us! That was no game.
Richard:Sorry! I've got a medical condition called laziness.
Gumball:Yeah? Well, from now on, we're gonna be the lazy ones.
Darwin:Hmph!
Richard:I'll tell you what...
If you can find anyone lazier than me in this town,
I'll do your chores for a whole day.
And if you lose,
you'll do mine for the rest of your life. How's that sound?
Hmm... sounds pretty fair.
Okay, then. Let the lazy-off begin!
Announcer: Ike Hitcher meets Rod Ironknuckle fist to fist.
Thumb-wrestling federation tonight at 9:00.
Darwin:What do we do?
Gumball:We just do everything dad does.
Gumball:He just never stops.
Darwin:Hey, you got a little something on your face.
Gumball:Where?
Darwin:There!
Ow!
Darwin:Sorry! I-I don't know what's happening to me! I'm all tingly!
Gumball:Eh, me too, buddy!
Gumball:What's going on?
Sugar Cubes:Everywhere you look and everywhere you go
Sugar, sugar, sugar from your head to your toe.
When you've eaten lots of sugar When you've eaten lots of sugar and you've had too much Watch out,
everybody, it's a sugar rush Watch out, everybody, it's a sugar rush
It tickles!
Gumball:Dad! We need a timeout. We're gonna find someone else to beat you.
Richard:Sure. But I have to warn you -- I'm invincible!
Gumball:Come on, Darwin! Let's go!
Donald: What did he say?
Marvin: He's just saying he needs to find a guy to beat his pop in a lazy-off.
Betty: How about Lazy Larry?
Gumball:Who's Lazy Larry?
Donald:It's a long story, son,
that goes way back to the summer of '83.
Darwin:What's happening?
Gumball:I don't know.
Gumball's Heart: Everything was fast,
now everything is slow I'm all alone in my sugar low
Where did everybody go?!
Marvin:Never mind.
Just go and see Lazy Larry.
He works at the convenience store.
Thank you, senior citizens.
Donald:What did he say?
Larry:Hello, there, valued costumers.
Gumball:Are you Lazy Larry?
Larry:Uh, uh, no! Uhh, uh, no Lazy Larrys here.
Gumball:Will Lazy Larry please come to the checkout? Lazy --
Larry:No one calls me that anymore. I stopped being Lazy Larry years ago.
Gumball:How come?
Larry:Well, it all goes back to the summer of '83...
Gumball:Can you just tell it quickly?
Larry:Yeah, sure.
I was the laziest guy in Elmore until I lost my title to Richard Watterson.
Larry:That guy is lazier than a rock.
Gumball:But, Larry, we need you to beat our dad in a lazy-off.
Larry:I'm sorry, kids, but I'm not that guy anymore.
I've got a car now a-and a great new house and a girlfriend,
who I'm gonna marry.
So, thank you for shopping at Food n' Stuff and please go home now.
Hello, there, valued -- Aah!
Please do it, Larry!
Larry:No!
Please do it, Larry!
Larry:No!
Please do it, Larry!
Larry:No!
Please do it, Larry!
Larry:No!
Cash Register: Please do it, Larry.
Please do it, Larry!
Larry:No! No! No! Noooo!
Oh, uh, sorry, ma'am. That's 39 cents.
Please do it, Larry!
Larry:Leave me alone!!
Food N' Stuff Boss: Shouting at customers, Needlemeyer? Gonna have to let you go.
Gumball:Now that you don't have a job anymore, will you come do our lazy-off?
Larry:No!
Larry:Finally lost them.
Broadcaster: This one goes out to Larry Needlemeyer from Gumball and Darwin.
Please do it, Larry, please do it, Lar--
Please do it, Larry.
Larry:My car.
Please do it, Larry!
Larry:Aaaaah!
Larry:Hi, honey.
There's... something I've been meaning to ask you.
Karen: Yes, Laurence?
Larry:Would you...
Please do it, Larry! Please do it, Larry!
Larry:Get out of my life!
I can take a hint, Laurence.
Please do it, Larry!
Larry:Ugh. I can't believe it.
She -- she threw me out.
Gumball:So, now that you've lost everything, will you come do our lazy-off?
Yea, Larry! High-five! We're back in the game! Let's go!
Richard:Huh? Well, that was a pretty long timeout.
Gumball:Yeah, but now we've got somebody who can beat you -- Lazy Larry.
Richard:Lazy Larry, huh?
Why, that's a name I haven't heard since the summer of '83 --
Gumball:Aw, nobody cares about the summer of '83!
Richard:Sorry. So, where is he?
Here! Huh?
Gumball:What the --
Larry's Voicemail: Hi. This is Lazy Larry...
Gumball:Hey, Larry, it's G--
Larry's Voicemail:I'm home, but I'm too lazy to pick up the phone.
Don't bother leaving a message, 'cause I--
Gumball:He's not coming.
Richard:So you forfeit?
Gumball:Who says we forfeit? We're gonna take you on ourselves.
Darwin:We will?
Gumball:Yeah.
Richard:Yeah?
Yeah!
Richard:Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
Yeah?!
Richard:Okay, then. Last man sitting wins.
Richard:Everything all right, son?
Gumball:Uh-huh.
Richard:Good. Just checking.
Darwin:I'm hungry.
Richard:Me too. I think I'll have a slice of pizza.
Gumball:But if you move, you lose.
Richard:Who said anything about moving?
Gumball:Don't worry, buddy. watch this
Darwin:Aaaah!
Gumball:Sorry, buddy!
Richard:Looks like it's just you and me.
Gumball:Aah! Pins and needles! I-I gotta move!
Monster Truck Rally Announcer: Live monster truck rally!
Gumball:Monster trucks. That'll take my mind off it.
Darwin:We'll see about that. Darwin?
Darwin:Uh-huh?
Richard:Change channels for Dad!
Gumball:No, Darwin! Don't change channels for Dad!
Richard:No! Do change channels for Dad!
Darwin:Stop telling me what to do!
It's confusing!
Richard:Oh, okay, then. I'll just use my supernatural powers.
Darwin:Aaah! Paranormal activity!
Richard:Ha ha ha!
Gumball:Oh, no! Not the shopping channel!
I hate it!
Boring!
Can't... take it!
Must... change... channel!
Ha!
Richard:Ugh! Well, son,
seems like the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.
You're pretty lazy, my boy.
Gumball:What? You mean... we won?
Richard:Yep!
We won! We won! We won! We won! We won,
we, won, you lost! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
We are the laziest people in the whole world!
Nicole:Gumball Watterson! You should be ashamed of yourselves!
Fooling around as your poor father slaves away!
Richard:When will it ever end?
Gumball:But, Mom --
Nicole:No! I don't want to hear another word.
Get off the sofa.
Get on with the chores and give your dad a rest.
Richard:Ohhh, my back!
Nicole:You've done enough today, my little fluffy soldier.
I don't want you to move another muscle.
Richard:Ohhh, thank you, honey.
Gumball:You mind moving your feet?
Richard:Hm? Unh-unh. You heard what mom said.